Blog #8

"What the fuck is that!"

Simonic's Eye twitched as he stared unblinking at the soft ball sized pouch on Bianca's upper left back.

"God, chill out Simonic, its just a cyst. do you mind popping it?"

Even though the thought of getting any closer to that giant pussing sac was repulsive to Simonic, something about it was intrensically appealing. He longed to relieve the greenish white cheese from its membraneous prison. Slowly he lifted his finger to test the thickness of the film casing. He pushed. The skin sunk in like a water balloon but didn't bust. With a little more force Simonic's finger penatrated the membrane and sunk into the curdled milky substance. The pressure release from Bianca's back, made a sizzling sound, Bianca gave a sharp yelp fallowed by a euphoric sigh. Greenish yellow liquid leaked out of the pustule and a rank odor filled the air.

Simonic couldn't help himself, he had a deep need to clear pus from the festering pouch on Bianca's back. Simonic stuck his whole hand into her oozing boil and scooped out a handful of infected purulence. Once he got past the initial gooey viscous liquid he reached a layer that resembled moist but chunky feta cheese. Bianca moaned with pain as Simonic excavated the hole in her back.

*** Two minutes later ***

Now exposed to open air most of the larvae slipped deeper into the pulsating muscle. Simonic managed t0 grab one by the tail and pull it out of its tunnel. The larvae proved longer than Simonic expected. He held it up to inspect as a bubble of mucus geysered out of the pit.

***And so on and so forth***

"Cleaning up all that pus, mucus and larvae was terrible."
"Simonic, your a perve dude. I can't believe you did that."
"I know man it was really gross but I couldn't help myself."

Trouble in dreams

Simonic slept on the job.

Simonic and his friend yajeel were suddenly (although it made since to simonic) at the zoo.

They walked around the reptile room and stopped to see a group of rainbow monkeys living symbiotically with a group of snakes. Each monkey had its own snake wrapped loosely around its neck. The function of their relationship was unknown, but the information plaque speculated that it was mutually beneficial.

After sometime in the zoo they decided to rent a hamster for the weekend. "There's nothing like a well trained hamster," Thought Simonic as he carried it out of the zoo.

In the car on the ride home Simonic realized that he couldn't comfort the hamster and drive at the same time, so he passed her carefully to Yajeel. As soon as she left his hand Yajeel dropped her. She scurried around the car and out of sight. "Fuck!" they both shouted in synchronization. Simonic pulled over to the side of the road even though he was almost home.

Simonic strip searched the car. All he found under his creamy pleather seats was two thousand dollars, Most of which was in Chuck E. Cheese tokens. "Honey bunny?" inquired a familiar sounding voice. Simonic's presence shot out his body and observed his encounter with Ms. Kieth -Ott from various different angles.

"What are you doing?"

"Searching for my hamster."

"Hamsters are cute when your friend's have them but after about five minutes when they stink and shit in your hand, you realize that their actually really gross. What I need you to do is replace that flat tire."

Simonic, now back in his body, looked at his left front tire and noticed that it was indeed flat.

"Well what about the hamster, Surely she'll die?"

"Oh she'll be fine, I think. You have bigger fish to fry"

The tire was fixed, and it was time to say good bye.

"Good bye Simonic, just want you to know that this dream represents absolutely nothing in your life, and dont think that the hamster represents your relationships with anybody, and the Chuck E. Cheese tokens do not represent the lack of importance that money holds in your life, and the rainbow monkey definately doesn't mean that you might be skitzo or anything, and the flat tire that I told you to fix absolutely, positively does not symbolize being productive and setting your priorities strait." Said Ms. Kieth-Ott