Simonic and his friend yajeel were suddenly (although it made since to simonic) at the zoo.
They walked around the reptile room and stopped to see a group of rainbow monkeys living symbiotically with a group of snakes. Each monkey had its own snake wrapped loosely around its neck. The function of their relationship was unknown, but the information plaque speculated that it was mutually beneficial.
After sometime in the zoo they decided to rent a hamster for the weekend. "There's nothing like a well trained hamster," Thought Simonic as he carried it out of the zoo.
In the car on the ride home Simonic realized that he couldn't comfort the hamster and drive at the same time, so he passed her carefully to Yajeel. As soon as she left his hand Yajeel dropped her. She scurried around the car and out of sight. "Fuck!" they both shouted in synchronization. Simonic pulled over to the side of the road even though he was almost home.
Simonic strip searched the car. All he found under his creamy pleather seats was two thousand dollars, Most of which was in Chuck E. Cheese tokens. "Honey bunny?" inquired a familiar sounding voice. Simonic's presence shot out his body and observed his encounter with Ms. Kieth -Ott from various different angles.
"What are you doing?"
"Searching for my hamster."
"Hamsters are cute when your friend's have them but after about five minutes when they stink and shit in your hand, you realize that their actually really gross. What I need you to do is replace that flat tire."
Simonic, now back in his body, looked at his left front tire and noticed that it was indeed flat.
"Well what about the hamster, Surely she'll die?"
"Oh she'll be fine, I think. You have bigger fish to fry"
The tire was fixed, and it was time to say good bye.
"Good bye Simonic, just want you to know that this dream represents absolutely nothing in your life, and dont think that the hamster represents your relationships with anybody, and the Chuck E. Cheese tokens do not represent the lack of importance that money holds in your life, and the rainbow monkey definately doesn't mean that you might be skitzo or anything, and the flat tire that I told you to fix absolutely, positively does not symbolize being productive and setting your priorities strait." Said Ms. Kieth-Ott
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